See the keyboard? Type the cheats (displayed in CAPs) to get the effect. Note that Cap Sense does not apply to the cheats!

• THUGSTOOLS ~ Weapon set #1
• PROFESSIONALTOOLS ~ Weapon set #2
• NUTTERTOOLS ~ Weapon set #3
• ASPIRINE ~ Restore health
• PRECIOUSPROTECTION ~ Gain/restore armor
• ICANTTAKEITANYMORE ~ Kill self
• YOUWONTTAKEMEALIVE ~ Increase Wanted Level
• LEAVEMEALONE ~ Decrease Wanted Level
• FANNYMAGNET ~ Female actors follow player
• CERTAINDEATH ~ Tommy smokes a cigarette
• DEEPFRIEDMARSBARS ~ Player model changed to fat
• PROGRAMMER ~ Player model changed to skinny
• STILLLIKEDRESSINGUP ~ Player model changed randomly
• CHEATSHAVEBEENCRACKED ~ Player model is Ricardo Diaz
• LOOKLIKELANCE ~ Player model is Lance Vance
• MYSONISALAWYER ~ Player model is Ken Rosenberg
• LOOKLIKEHILARY ~ Player model is Hilary King
• ROCKANDROLLMAN ~ Player model is Love Fist rocker #1
• WELOVEOURDICK ~ Player model is Love Fist rocker #2
• ONEARMEDBANDIT ~ Player model is Phil Cassidy
• IDONTHAVETHEMONEYSONNY ~ Player model is Sonny Forelli
• FOXYLITTLETHING ~ Player model is Mercedes
• PANZER ~ Spawns a Rhino Tank
• TRAVELINSTYLE ~ Spawns a Bloodring Banger
• GETTHEREQUICKLY ~ Spawns a Bloodring Banger (alternate)
• GETTHEREFAST ~ Spawns a Sabre Turbo
• GETTHEREVERYFASTINDEED ~ Spawns a Hotring Racer
• GETTHEREAMAZINGLYFAST ~ Spawns a Hotring Racer (alternate)
• THELASTRIDE ~ Spawns a Romero's Hearse
• ROCKANDROLLCAR ~ Spawns a Love Fist Stretch/Limo
• RUBBISHCAR ~ Spawns a Trashmaster
• BETTERTHANWALKING ~ Spawns a Golf Caddie
• BIGBANG ~ Explodes nearby cars
• MIAMITRAFFIC ~ Aggressive AI driving on
• AHAIRDRESSERSCAR ~ All cars become pink
• IWANTITPAINTEDBLACK ~ All cars become black
• COMEFLYWITHME ~ Flying cars cheat
• GRIPISEVERYTHING ~ Vehicle handling improved
• GREENLIGHT ~ All traffic signals green
• SEAWAYS ~ Cars hover over water
• WHEELSAREALLINEED ~ Only car wheels visible
• LOADSOFLITTLETHINGS ~ Some cars have big wheels
• HOPINGIRL ~ Actors get into player's current car
• ALOVELYDAY ~ Weather sunny
• APLEASANTDAY ~ Weather overcast
• ABITDRIEG ~ Weather very overcast
• CANTSEEATHING ~ Weather foggy
• CATSANDDOGS ~ Weather stormy
• LIFEISPASSINGMEBY ~ Time compression (speeds up game time)
• ONSPEED ~ Time compression (alternate)
• BOOOOOORING ~ Time expansion
• CHASESTAT ~ Shows Media Level
• FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT ~ Actors all attack (riot cheat)
• NOBODYLIKESME ~ Actors attack player
• CHICKSWITHGUNS ~ Female actors armed
• OURGODGIVENRIGHTTOBEARARMS ~ All actors armed
• CHASESTAT ~ Show media level (when 2+ stars):